Todd The T1000

transcribed by yngve found at : A = x02220 B = x24442 A/C# = x47655 B/D# = x69877 E ( 2 ) = x79997 F#m ( maj7 ) = 243222 A B A B A/C# B/D# E ( 2 ) E C#m A B sometimes i kind of miss the old xj - 9 E C#m A B that we used to call jane E C#m A B really good at cleaning and we got along fine E C#m A B so i couldnt complain C#m G# lately shed been getting tangled up in the shag rug E F# and finally one wheel just wouldnt spin F#m D7 so we said our goodbyes and i traded her in E C#m A B this new ones kind of creepy , makes me shudder inside E C#m A B with his idiot grin E C#m A B hes head to toe with muscles and they ripple and slide E C#m A B under translucent skin C#m G# sometimes hell stand for hours looking into the mirror E F# and flexing like some guy at the gym F#m D7 and im easily ten inches shorter than him E F#m G#m C# todd the t 1000 scares me F#m F#m ( maj7 ) F#m7 B i dont think he knows ive got a right to exist E F#m G#m C# and he sits in my favorite chair and dares me F#m F#m ( maj7 ) F#m7 B and when i look over he is making a fist A B A B A/C# B/D# E ( 2 ) one finger at a time E C#m A B i ask him if hell vacuum and he doesnt respond , E C#m A B but i know that he heard E C#m A B i turn and catch him looking when he thinks that im gone E C#m A B and he flips me the bird C#m G# i asked him when we started , please stay out of the bedroom E F# but i dont think im safe anywhere F#m D7 when i wake in the dark i can tell that hes there E F#m G#m C# todd the t 1000 scares me F#m F#m ( maj7 ) F#m7 B i dont think he knows ive got a right to exist E F#m G#m C# and he sits in my favorite chair and dares me F#m F#m ( maj7 ) F#m7 B and when i look over he is making a fist A B A B one finger at a time A B A/C# B/D# so i live like a ghost while hes living like me A B A/C# B/D# its not my house any more A B C#m B/D# and i sneak out the door while hes watching tv A B A/C# B/D# head down to the cyborg store G#m7 C# G#m7 C# i get some new arms installed at the store G#m7 C# G#m7 C# buy the biggest ones i can A B A/C# B/D# head back to my house , todd answers the door A B A/C# B/D# he sees more than just a man E C#m A B my right arm is a smasher like the trunk of a tree E C#m A B and the left ones a saw E C#m A B i cut the couch in half and i smash the tv E C#m A B with my big smashy claw C#m G# hes standing still and silent , i cant tell what hes thinking E F# he blinks a single glowing red eye F#m D7 so i give him a shove and then todd starts to cry E F#m G#m C# todd the t1000 scares me F#m F#m ( maj7 ) F#m7 B but i think he knows ive got a right to exist E F#m G#m C# and he sits in my favorite chair and dares me F#m F#m ( maj7 ) F#m7 B but when he looks over i Am making a fist A B A B A/C# B/D# E ( 2 ) one finger at a time