Bozos Lament

notice : this came from jonathan coulton’s wiki page - jonathancoulton . com/wiki chords : Dm 000231 ( or ) 557765 Am ( maj7 ) x02110 Fmaj7 133210 G6 320000 G6add11 320010 C Dm C i guess because my name is bozo Dm C Dm C i was destined to be a clown Dm C but when i joined the traveling circus Dm Em i didn’t think that it would bring me down F G E7 Am make me angry like a sniper in a tower Am ( maj7 ) and every saturday Am7 D7 G G6 i take off my nose and say never more Fmaj7 G6add11 pie in my face G6 Fmaj7 ( pie in my face ) G6add11 five days a workweek G6 Fmaj7 it’s in my face G6add11 pie in my face mute it sucks to be a clown C Dm C C Dm C i should have been a lion tamer Dm C Dm C those guys get all the girls Dm C in a cage in satin tights Dm Em in a mane of golden curls F G E7 Am everybody loves the guy who lives in danger Am ( maj7 ) but in the center ring Am7 D7 G G6 i’m safe from everything except for Fmaj7 G6add11 pie in my face G6 Fmaj7 ( pie in my face ) G6add11 five days a workweek G6 Fmaj7 it’s in my face G6add11 pie in my face mute it sucks to be a clown C Dm Em F C Dm Em F G# A# F G C Dm C the other night i dreamed of arthur Dm C Dm C ex - human - cannonball Dm C in the dream he asked the question Dm Em do i fly or do i fall? F G what’s the difference E7 Am either way he’s still a dead man Am ( maj7 ) and he’s finally free Am7 D7 G G6 no longer has to be up on stage Fmaj7 G6add11 pie in my face G6 Fmaj7 ( pie in my face ) G6add11 five days a workweek G6 Fmaj7 it’s in my face G6add11 pie in my face mute it sucks to be a clown C Dm Em F C Dm Em yeah it sucks to be a clown F C Dm Em should have never been a clown F G# A# C cause it sucks to be a clown