Screwed

screwed by jonathan coulton chord list in order of appearance : G C A7 D G/C B7 Em Am7 D7 C#m7b5 Dsus4 E - - 3 - - - 0 - - - 0 - - - 2 - - - 3 - - - 2 - - - 0 - - - - 0 - - - 2 - - - - - - - - - - - 3 - - - | B - - 0 - - - 1 - - - 2 - - - 3 - - - 1 - - - 0 - - - 0 - - - - 1 - - - 1 - - - - 5 - - - - - - 3 - - - | G - - 0 - - - 0 - - - 0 - - - 2 - - - 0 - - - 2 - - - 0 - - - - 0 - - - 2 - - - - 4 - - - - - - 2 - - - | D - - 0 - - - 2 - - - 2 - - - 0 - - - 2 - - - 1 - - - 2 - - - - 2 - - - 0 - - - - 5 - - - - - - 0 - - - | A - - 2 - - - 3 - - - 0 - - - - - - - x - - - 2 - - - 2 - - - - 0 - - - - - - - - 4 - - - - - - - - - - | E - - 3 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 3 - - - - - - - 0 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | i’ve also tabbed out the little fills he does and labelled them figure 1 and figure 2 . ( fig . 1 ) ( fig . 2 ) E - - - - - - - - - - - - - 3 - - - | - - - - - 3 - - - - 3 - - 3 - - - - | B - - - - - - - - - 1 - - - 0 - - - | - - - 0 - 1 - - - - 0 - - 0 - - - - | G - - - - - - - - - 0 - - - 0 - - - | - - - 0 - 0 - - - - 0 - - 0 - - - - | D - - 0h2p0 - - 2 - - - 0 - - - | - - - 0 - 2 - - - - 0 - - 0 - - - - | A - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | E - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | - - - - - - - - - - 3 - - - - - - - | thats all you need , now heres the song . G C A7 D G G/C G G C A7 D G C A7 D some dumb indian sold manhattan for seven bucks and a bottle of booze G C A7 D G C G went out drinking and came home sober and told his friends the good news G C A7 D G C A7 D bernadette saw the virgin mary but no one else could and everyone tried G C A7 D G C G all her friends said that she’d gone crazy , she joined a convent and died B7 Em B7 Em i’m the indian , i Am bernadette D G D G i’m the sucker who doesn’t know it yet B7 Em B7 Em i just signed it , i never reviewed A7 Am7 all the fine print you wrote out D7 now i guess i’m G C A7 D screwed G G/C G G C A7 D G C A7 D indiana jones liked to travel , he took his friend on a treasure hunt trip G C A7 D G C G did a favor , threw him the idol but never got back his whip G C A7 D G C A7 D boba fett was a bounty hunter , he did his job well , he brought back his man G C A7 D G C G he was clutching his unspent money when he fell down a hole in the sand B7 Em B7 Em i Am dr . jones , i Am boba fett D G D G i’m the sucker who doesn’t know it yet B7 Em B7 Em i just signed it , i never reviewed A7 Am7 all the fine print you wrote out D7 now i guess i’m G C A7 D screwed G G/C G C#m7b5 G ( fig . 1 ) C#m7b5 G ( fig . 2 ) it’s bad news for me again , it never ends C#m7b5 G D Dsus4 D i got no prize inside my happy meal C#m7b5 G C#m7b5 G ( fig . 1 ) i got lots of money , i got lots of friends C#m7b5 G D Dsus4 D just like meatloaf got a record deal G C A7 D G C A7 D alexander graham bell made telephones , his friend watson was out all the time G C A7 D G C G called him up just to chat , nobody home , never got back his dime G C A7 D G C A7 D once upon a time france was beautiful , had a queen who gave everyone cake G C A7 D G C G then the people got mad and killed her dead , took back all they could take B7 Em B7 Em i Am graham bell , marie antionette D G D G i’m the sucker who doesn’t know it yet B7 Em B7 Em i just signed it , i never reviewed A7 Am7 all the fine print you wrote out D7 now i guess i’m G C A7 D screwed G G/C G have fun , dave email : big_dave699@hotmail . com guitar tab legend : h - hammer on p - pull off x - finger mute ( fretboard hand )