Everyday Normal Guy 2

jon lajoie everyday normal guy 2 i borrowed a lot from other tabs and chords i thought were accurate and addEd the lyrics . chords : eadgbe eadgbe Dm - x57765 or xx0231 Gm - 355333 or 310033 A# - 688766 or x13331 A - 577655 or x02220 riff 1 : Dm Gm A# A E - - 10 - - - - - - - - 10 - - - 10 - - - - - - - 10 - - | - - 10 - - - - - - - 10 - - - 9 - - - - - - 9 - - - | B - - - - - - 10 - - - - - - - - - - - - 11 - - - - - - - - | - - - - - 11 - - - - - - - - - - - 10 - - - - - - - | G - - 10 - - - - - 10 - - - - - - 12 - - - - 12 - - - - - | - - 10 - - - - 10 - - - - - - 9 - - - - 9 - - - - - | D - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | A - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | E - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | ( play the chords with the tab = * ) ( just play chords = * * ) just riff 1 : Dm Gm A# A steve : you want some more of this bitch? * back Dm Gm A# A in the heezy . we do this all year long . * Dm Gm * i’m just a regular , everyday , normal muthafxxka . . . A# A i told you in the first song i’ll tell you in another . Dm Gm i’m just a regular , everyday , normal muthafxxka . . . A# A i don’t have girlfriend , my hand’s my only lover . Dm Gm i’m just a regular , everyday , normal muthafxxka . . . A# A one night a week my mom likes to cook me supper . Dm Gm i’m just a regular , everyday , normal muthafxxka . . . A# A and michael keaton was my favorite batman . * Dm Gm * * i was walking down the street just the other day A# i saw these two fine bitches A they were walking my way Dm "yo whatchu girls doing tonight?" Gm is what i wanted to say A# but suddenly i panicked A my voice started to shake Dm so i put my head down Gm and i just walked away A# i had to catch a bus anyway A it worked out great Dm Gm got on the bus put my headphones on and pressed play A# A sheryl crow , james blunt and motherfxxkin ace of base Dm yo what can i say Gm it’s just a day in my life A# i’m up early in the morning A in bed early at night Dm to be productive at work Gm i gotta be well rested A# yeah muthafxxka , A you heard what i just said . * * ( same chord progression for the rest of the song ) * i’m just a regular , everyday , normal muthafxxka . . . i don’t like margarine , i much prefer the taste of butter . i’m just a regular , everyday , normao muthafxxka . . . my favorite movies as a kid were superman and ghostbusters . i’m justa regular , everyday , normal muthafxxka . . . i have a hard time opening my eyes underwater . i’m just a regular , everyday , normal muthafxxka . . . and i’m not a huge nicholas cage fan . * * i’m from A lower middle - class family me and my brothers and sisters played hide and go seek i have good memories from my childhood bitch my favorite toy was my fxxkin fire truck bitch i used to play with that muthafxxka all day long until i learned about sxx from the sears catalog and then i played with my muthafxxka all day long about ten tiimes a day man , all year long my favorite song muthafxxka i don’t like to admit it is a celine dion song from the movie titanic "every night in my dreams , i see you . . . i feel you . . . " every time i hear that fxxkin shit a tear comes to my eye why the fxxk did leonardo di caprio have to die though i’m not afraid to say that i’m a sensitive guy sticks and stones break my bones but it’s the words that make me cry like that time in grade 3 when a girl called me stupid face she really hurt me why’d you call me stupid face? is my face stupid? how is that possible? a person can be stupid but a face , that’s impossible shit happens all the time and you learn how to deal with it regular , everyday , normal fxxkin bullshit * * * i’m just a regular , everyday , normal muthafxxka . . . when i get into a fight i usually leave on a stretcher . i’m just a regular , everyday , normal muthafxxka . . . when i got nothin to say i usually talk about the weather . i’m just a regular , everyday , normal muthafxxka . . . i like the first back to the future but the second one was better . i’m just a regular , everyday , normal muthafxxka . . . i like red peppers better than the green ones . * * * oooooohooooo . . . savin up my money to buy a new dishwasher mine broke about six months ago mother fxxker go go go go * * ( don’t play anything . just vocals ) go shorty it’s your birthday go party like it’s your birthday i wasn’t invited but it’s okay i’ll just stay at home and play some video games . steve : you want some of this? come and get it .