Alone In The Universe

jon lajoie : alone in the universe ( chords ) ive searched the chords for this song on google but couldnt find them anywhere , so i to figure them out on my own and upload my first chords ever . hope you like the song as as i do . dan dee _intro : _ E E5 A5 E5 A5 E5 _verse : _ E A floating in space at the edge of time E A in a universe that we cant define E A billions of stars in the endless night E A tryin to find purpose for our lives E A yet we still take the time ( still take the time ) E A A5 yes , we always take the time _chorus : _ n/C E5 A5 E5 A5 to masturbate ah - ooh - ohh E5 A5 to milk the snake E5 A5 girls do the taco handshake E5 A5 E5 A5 E5 A5 E5 im gonna hold my sausage hostage tonight . _verse 2 : _ E A whether youre english , french , japanese , or german E A whether youre at home or at a movie with pee wee herman E A we all take matters into our own hands E A with the five finger army we invade our pants E A wed all be doing time ( yes wed all be doing time ) E A A5 if it was a crime _chorus 2 : _ n/C E5 A5 E5 A5 to masturbate ah - ooh - ohh E5 A5 to pull the handbrake E5 A5 to play vagina dj E5 A5 shes gonna play cuntry on the clitar tonight _bridge : _ E A E B ( x2 ) _final Verse : _ E5 A5 E5 B5 he burps his baby , shes putting on a puppet show E5 A5 E5 B5 our gentitals are juliet , our hands are romeo E5 A5 E5 B5 he chokes his chicken , she tickles her cameltoe [ 2 hours later ] E5 A5 E5 B5 our genitals are juliet , our hands are romeo A B E im gonna play ball on team penis tonight