The Asshole Song

asshole song Intro : spoken D well i was drivin’ down i - 95 the other night . G when somebody nearly cut me right off the road . A i decided it wasn’t gonna do any good to get mad . D so i wrote a song about him instead . it goes like this . . . D were you born an asshole? G or did you work at it your whole life? A either way it worked out fine G D ’cause you’re an asshole tonight . D yes you’re an a s s h o l E . . . G and don’t you try to blame it on me . A you deserve all the credit . G D you’re an asshole tonight . D you were an asshole yesterday . G you’re an asshole tonight . A and i’ve got a feelin’ G D you’ll be an asshole the rest of your life . D and i was talkin’ to your mother G just the other night . A i told her i thought you were an asshole . G D she said , "yes . i think you’re right . " D and all your friends are assholes G ’cause you’ve known them your whole life . A and somebody told me G D you’ve got an asshole for a wife . D were you born an asshole? G or did you work at it your whole life? A either way it worked out fine G A7 D ’cause you’re an aaaass . . . hole tonight .