Vampires, Mummies and the Holy Ghost

Intro Dm Gm Dm Dm Gm Fm Dm [Verse 1] Dm Gm Dm Looked in my laptop, what did I see? Dm Gm Dm A flashin' message says today therapy Dm Gm Dm Rather walk through fire than converse with my shrink Bb F C But I'm getting better that's what some people think [Verse 2] Dm Gm Dm Talk about denial and dysfunctional things Dm Gm Dm Head's like a bell somedays it dongs and it dings Dm Gm Dm My brain play tricks on me it likes to shift gears Bb F C Spend lots of money, but I'm tacklin' my fears Chorus F Bb F Vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost Bb F C F These are the things that terrify me the most F Bb F No aliens, psychopaths or MTV hosts Bb F C Scare me like vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost Ooohh [Verse 3] Dm Gm Dm Had a dream last night took a time travellin' ride Dm Gm Dm Back to my childhood where those monsters reside Dm Gm Dm They snack on innocence and dine on self-esteem Bb F C But I like to be in touch with what makes me scream Chorus F Bb F Vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost Bb F C F These are the things that terrify me the most F Bb F No aliens, psychopaths or MTV hosts Bb F C F Scare me like vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost Ooohh Bridge Bb Dm Gm Bb Dm Gm I was never ever frightened by the murderer on our block Bb Dm Gm He nurtured orchids and raised hamsters F C The neighborhood is still in shock F Bb F La la la la, la la la la Bb F C F La la la la, la la la la la la [Verse 4] Dm Gm Dm So many dragons lurking out in the fog Dm Gm Dm So many crazy people mumblin' monologues Dm Gm Dm It's not the tales of Stephen King that I've read Bb F C F I need protection from the things in my head like Chorus F Bb F Vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost Bb F C F These are the things that terrify me the most F Bb F No aliens, psychopaths or MTV hosts Bb F C F Scare me like vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost Ooohh