The List

the list Intro : D A D A G D i’m sitting in the minivan , it’s about 1 Am A i can’t believe i’m hanging out with margo roth spiegelman D she hands me a grocery list , and i say : ’what is this?’ A G she gives me a hundred dollars and says : that should cover it G 3 whole catfish , wrapped separately D a six - pack of mountain dew , tissues and some veet G a dozen tulips , a bottle of water A G D a can of blue spray paint , a giant tub of vaselineeeee D she told me about the vaseline , very specifically A there’s a baby size , a mommy size and a big fat Daddy D the Daddy is the one i need , i don’t know why i need it A G D but you don’t argue with margo roth spiegelman , i agree G 3 whole catfish , wrapped separately D a six - pack of mountain dew , tissues and some veet G a dozen tulips , a bottle of water A G D a can of blue spray paint , a giant tub of vaselineeeeeee D i walk up to the door of the grocery store A G D preparing myself for all the weird looks that i’m in for D i mean , what do you do when the cashier looks at you A G D and you got those assorted items sitting there in front of you G 3 whole catfish , wrapped separately D a six - pack of mountain dew , tissues and some veet G a dozen tulips , a bottle of water A G D a can of blue spray paint , a giant tub of vaselineeeee