Jesus Gets Nothing For Christmas

[Verse 1] C F Oh boys and girls it's C G That time of year again C F It's time to show off all our C G Generosity to our friends C F We've been waiting for C G Three hundred sixty four C F Days in which we've been real good C G And done all of our chores C But I think that it's important F That we think of those out there F To whom we do not give presents G Even though we really care Bridge F G 'Cause there's just one man C Who gets nothing each year F G C Even though he hasn't been bad F G How he longs to hear C Am Santas reindeer F But he never has G C Am And yeah that makes him sad F G C He never has and yeah that makes him sad Chorus F G C Am You know, everyone thinks of Jesus F G C Am On the eve of Christmas F G C Am But no one ever thinks to put him on their list F G C So jesus gets nothing for christmas F G C Yeah jesus gets nothing for christmas [Verse 2] C F When he was a boy C G Back in galillee C F He never got presents C G Christmas didn't exist you see C F And now that he's grown C G No body guessed C That he really wants that F C G 24 piece metric drill bit set C Jesus is a carpenter F You know that that is true F And he's tired of using G 2000 year old tools Bridge F G Just because he's the man C Who gets nothing each year F G C Even though he hasn't been bad F G How he longs to hear C Am Santas reindeer F But he never has G C Am And yeah that makes him sad F G C He never has and yeah that makes him sad Chorus F G C Am You know, everyone thinks of Jesus F G C Am On the eve of Christmas F G C Am But no one ever thinks to put him on their list F G C So jesus gets nothing for christmas F G C Yeah jesus gets nothing for christmas [Verse 3] C G All he wants is F G World peace C F But he also kinda likes the look C G Of that new old navy fleece C G And yeah he wants to end F G Violence and war C F But he also kinda wants to C G Try out grand theft auto 4 C He gets no milk and cookies F Like that fat santa clause does F He's the reason for the season G But he's always sad because Bridge F G C He is the man who gets nothing each year F G C Even though he hasn't been bad F G How he longs to hear C Am Santas reindeer F But he never has G C Am And yeah that makes him sad F G C He never has and yeah that makes him sad Chorus F G C Am Because everyone thinks of Jesus F G C Am On the eve of Christmas F G C Am But no one ever thinks to put him on their list F G C So jesus gets nothing for christmas F G C jesus gets nothing for christmas Outro F G C F Jesus just doesn't know what to do F G C F He doesn't want to seem like an ungrateful youth F G C F And the worst part is it's his birthday too F G G And jesus gets nothing for christmas.