Eminem - Houdini

Skit: Paul Rosenberg
hey, em, it’s paul
hh, i was listening to the album
good fucking luck, you’re on your own

Am Dm
guess who’s back, back again?
E Am
shady’s back, tell a friend
Am Dm
guess who’s back, back again?
E Am
shady’s back, tell a friend

Am Dm
guess who’s back, back again?
E Am
shady’s back, tell a friend
Am
guess who’s back, guess who’s back
Dm
guess who’s back, guess who’s back
E
guess who’s back, guess who’s back
Am
guess who’s back

Am Dm
(dadada da da da da da da)
E (Am)
(dadada da da da da)

Am
well look what the stork brung (what?)
Dm
little baby devil with the forked tongue
E
and it’s stickin’ out yeah like a sore thumb
(bleah)
Am
with a forehead that it grew horns from
still a white jerk

Am Dm
pullin’ up in a chrysler to the cypher
with the vic’s, percs and a bud light shirt
E
lyrical technician an electrician
Am
ya’ll light work

Am
and i don’t gotta play pretend
it’s you i make believe
Dm
and you know i’m here to stay cause me
E
if i was to ever take a leave
Am
it would be aspirin to break a feve

Am
if i was to ask for megan thee
Dm
stallion if she would collab with me
E
would i really have a shot at a feat?
E
i don’t know but i’m glad to be back, like

Reff :
Am Dm
abra abracadabra (and for my last trick)
E Am
i’m bout to reach in my bag, bruh
Am Dm
abra abracadabra (and for my last trick)
E Am
just like that and i’m back, bro

Am
now back in the days of old me
Dm
(when) right around the time
i became a dope fiend
E
ate some codeine, as a way of coping
Am
taste of opiates, case of o.e

​ Am
turned me into smiley face emoji
Dm
my shit may not be age appropriate
E
but i will hit an eight year old in the face
Am
with a participation trophy

Am
cause i have zero doubts
Dm
that this whole world’s ’bout
E
to turn into some girl scouts
Am
that censorship bureau’s out
(to shut me down)

Am
so when i started this verse
Dm
it did start off light hearted at first
E
but it feels like i’m targeted mind bogglin’
E
how my profit has skyrocketed

Am
look what i pocketed
Dm
yeah the shit is just like
ya’ll have been light joggin’ and
E
i’ve been running at full speed
Am
and that’s why i’m ahead like my noggin and

Am
i’m the fight ya’ll get in when you debate
Dm
who the best but ops i’m white chalkin’ when
E
i step up to that mic cock it then
E
(oh my God, its him not again)

Reff :
Am Dm
abra abracadabra (and for my last trick)
E Am
i’m bout to reach in my bag, bruh
Am Dm
abra abracadabra (and for my last trick)
E Am
just like that and i’m back, bro

Am Dm
sometimes i wonder what the old me’d say
(if when)
E Am
if he could see the way shit is today..
Am Dm
he’d probably say that everything is gay
(like happy)
E
what’s my name, what’s my name..?

Am
how many little kids still wanna act like me
Dm
i’m a bigger prick than cacti be
E
and that’s why these
Am
words sting just like you were being
attacked by bees

Am
in the coupe leaning back my seat
Dm
bumpin’ r. kelly’s favorite group
the black guy pee’s
E
in my air max 90’s
Am
white t’s walkin’ parental advisory

Am
my transgender cat’s siamese
Dm
identifies as black, but acts chinese
E
like a motherfuckin’ hacky sack i treat
Am
the whole world cause i got it at my feet

Am
how can i explain to you
Dm
that even myself, i’m a danger to
E
i hop on tracks like a kangaroo
E
and say a few things or two to anger you
(but fuck that)

Am
if i think that shit, i’ma say that shit
Dm
cancel me what? ok that’s it
E
go ahead paul quit snake ass prick,
Am
you male cross dresser, fake ass bitch

Am
and i’ll probably get shit for that
(watch)
Dm
but you can all suck my dick, in fact
E
fuck them-fuck dre, fuck jimmy, fuck me,
Am
fuck you
fuck my own kids they’re brats
(fuck ’em)

Am
they can screw off, them and you all,
Dm
you too paul, got two balls,
E Am
big as rupaul’s, what you thought you saw
ain’t what you saw

Am
cause you’re never gonna see me
Dm
caught sleepin’ and see the kidnappin’
never did happen
E
like sherri papini, harry houdini,
E
i vanish into thin air as i’m leaving like

Reff :
Am Dm
abra abracadabra (and for my last trick)
E Am
i’m bout to reach in my bag, bruh (like)
Am Dm
abra abracadabra (and for my last trick)
E Am
just like that and i’m back, bro