Tough Guy Blues

band : woodbox gang album : drunk as dragons tough guy blues Verse 1 n . C . i came hungry came to make me some money got my blues from the karate kid and my roots from bugs bunny F#m A E x2 n . C . well i burned out and got older my spirit smoldered stuffed a sock in my pants and tossed a chip on my shoulder F#m A E x2 n . C . well i gave up thinking and i took up drinking to emanicipate my mind like abraham lincoln F#m A E x2 n . C . then i robbed and i ripped wagging my lips singing bibbidibobbidibibbidibib F#m A E x2 Chorus 1 A F#m i got drunk and i smoked a lot of cigarettes A F#m i got a hangover but i never got rid of it D Bm my heart got broke and my brain got bruised F#m E F#m i still don’t know a thing about the tough guy blues Verse 2 n . C . there was this little flirt popping out of her shirt smiling and laughing hanging on to each word n . C . so innocent and sweet rockin’ to the beat i tapped that keg like she tapped her little feet Chorus 2 A F#m a girl half my age in love with me A F#m i got busted at age thirty three D Bm my heart got broke and my brain got bruised F#m E F#m but i still don’t know a thing about the tough guy blues Bridge Bm F#m so high so fast that’s when i crashed Bm C#7 down in the gutter tossed out of my ass Verse 3 n . C . like a cartoon saturday morning i wave by still hovering and splat on the ground know the true meaning of suffering F#m A E x2 n . C . i got a reason for the anger like a blind blues singer i gouge out my eyes and let a stray dog lick my finger F#m A E x2 Chorus 3 A F#m i get sad sometimes act suicidal A F#m i look like jesus but i’ve never read the bible D Bm my heart got broke and my brain got bruised F#m E F#m but i still don’t know a thing about the tough guy blues