Truck Drivin Song

from the masterpiece running with scissors : B i’m drivin’ a truck E B drivin’ a big ol’ truck B F# F#7 pedal to the metal , hope i don’t run out of luck B E C# rollin’ down the highway until the break of dawn B F# B drivin’ a truck with my high heels on B my diesel rig is northward bound E it’s time to put that hammer down B F# F#7 just watchin’ as the miles go flyin’ by B i’m ridin’ twenty tons of steel E but it’s sure hard to hold the wheel B F# B while i’m still waiting for my nails to dry G#m E oh , i always gotta check my lipstick B in that rear view mirror C# F# F#7 and my pink angora sweater fits so tight B i’m jammin’ gears and haulin’ freight E C# well , i sure hope my seams are straight B F# B lord , don’t let my mascara run tonight B because i’m drivin’ a truck E B drivin’ a big ol’ truck B F# F#7 smokey’s on my tail and my accelerator’s stuck B got these eighteen wheels - A - rollin’ E C# until the break of dawn B F# B drivin’ a truck with my high heels on ( guitar Solo ) B E B F# F#7 B E C# B F# B G#m E oh , i don’t mind when my crotchless panties B creep right up on me C# F# F#7 and my nipple rings don’t bother me too much B but when i hit those big speed bumps E C# my darling little rhinestone pumps B F# B keep slippin’ off the mother - lovin’ clutch B but still i’m drivin’ a truck E B drivin’ a big ol’ truck B F# F#7 headin’ down the interstate , just tryin’ to make a buck B E C# wearin’ feather boas with sequins and chiffon B F# B while i’m drivin’ a truck with my high heels on ( key change ) C# i’m drivin’ a truck F# C# drivin’ a truck C# G# G#7 got a load to carry and some eyebrows left to pluck C# F# D# and i’m late for my appointment down at the hair salon C# G# G# C# so i’ll be drivin’ a truck with my high heels on C# F# C# my high heels on!