Wheres My sxx

Intro : A A G G F F E E G G# x2 Verse : same chords as Intro mom made my se xshe knitted it with her hands sxx - making is a family tradition going back to the caveman days they were walking around in a haze until they figured it out and they said ’gosh dang , this is great!’ prechorus : F but now i’m like a prehistoric screwball G walking round with no sxx at all Chorus : same chords as Intro/Verse i said where’s my sxx? i thought it was here under the bench but it isn’t there i’ve got no idea where it disappeared to i’m running late , i can’t be late C G i can’t go out without my se xdm Am it’s cold outside and my toes get wet C G and people will think that i’m an alien Dm F just cruising in to make a friend Verse 2 : meg likes to hide it she said that it gives her a kick it may be under the rug or stuck in a shoe closet or tumbling round in the washing machine she’s always trying to get me clean she adds detergent and bounce to eliminate static cling prechorus 2 : it’s gonna be another hour or more till i Am ready to walk out the door Chorus 2 : i said where’s my sxx? i thought it was here under the bench but it isn’t there i’ve got no idea where it disappeared to i’m running late , i can’t be late i can’t go out without my se xit’s cold outside and my toes get wet and people will think that i’m an alien just cruising in to make a friend break : A# D# D# D# A# D# D# D# people can you hear me talking i know you all are happy , rocking could you lend me a dime , pretty please? brother , sister , got time? i’ve got no sxx on my feet sxx in my drawer sxx in my shoes or sxx on the floor Chorus 3 : i said where’s my sxx? i thought it was here under the bench but it isn’t there i’ve got no idea where it disappeared to i’m running late , i can’t be late i can’t go out without my se xit’s cold outside and my toes get wet and people will think that i’m an alien just cruising in to make a friend