Piss Up A Rope

G my dinner’s on fire while she watches tv C and if you ever wondered what it’s like to be me G she takes all my money and leaves me no smokes D yells at my buddys and insults my folks G i’m breakin’ my back doin’ the best that i can C she’s got time for the dog and none for her man G D and i’m no dope but i can’t cope G C G so hit the fxxkin’ road and piss up a rope G you can piss up a rope C and you can put on yer shoes hit the road get truckin’ G pack yer bag i don’t need the ag D on your knees you big booty bitch start suckin’ G you ride my ass like a horse in a saddle C now you’re up shits creek with a turd for a paddle G D G and i can’t cope - a piss up a rope G you can piss up a rope and feel the pissy dribble C you can piss up a rope and watch me giggle G for the last six months i’ve been packin’ your bag D you can wash my balls with a warm wet rag G ’til my balls feel smooth and soft like silk C i’m sick of yer mouth and yer two percent milk G D and i’m no dope but i’ve lost all hope G C G so hit the fxxkin’ road and piss up a rope G you can piss up a rope C and you can put on yer shoes hit the road get truckin’ G pack yer bag i don’t need the ag D on your knees you big booty bitch start suckin’ G you ride my ass like a horse in a saddle C now you’re up shits creek with a turd for a paddle G D G and i can’t cope - a piss up a rope