Mister Would You Please Help My Pony

[ Intro riff ] | - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | | - 4 - 4 - 4 - 4 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | | - 4 - 4 - 4 - 4 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | | - 4 - 4 - 4 - 4 - - - - - - - - 7 - - - - 7 - 9 - 7 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | | - 2 - 2 - 2 - 2 - - - - 7 - 9 - - - 9 - - - - - - - - 9 - 7 - 9 - 7 - - - - - - | | - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 9 - 7 - - | [ Verse one ] E D#m mister , would you please help my pony? D C#m he’s over there behind the tree A G#m he’s down in the dirt would you help him? [ w/Intro riff ] i think it’s his lung [ Verse two ] E D#m mister , would you please help my pony? D C#m he’s chewin’ bar and not the leaves A G#m he’s cryin’ like a baby would you help him? [ w/Intro riff ] i think it’s his lung [ Verse three ] E D#m mister , would you please help my pony? D C#m he’s down - he ain’t gettin’ up A G#m he coughed up snot on the driveway [ w/Intro riff ] and i think his lung’s fxxked up [ Bridge ] F#m E F#m E F#m pon - y , pon - y , pony D C#m A C# D F#m B D C#m A C# D F#m B [ Solo ] E D#m D C#m A G#m B E D#m D C#m A G#m B B B C C# [ Verse four ] E D#m mister , would you please help my pony? D C#m he’s over there lookin’ at me A G#m he can’t talk because he’s a pony [ w/Intro riff ] i think it’s his lung [ repeat Verse one : end abruptly on lung ]