Hell As Well

[Verse 1] D Pastor, pastor please Why are you taking off your jeans? Asus4 And your best Sunday shoes To show me what's underneath? Gsus2 There's still people in the pews And my mom's in the other room D I don't know what you want me to do Asus4 But she told me to listen to you [Verse 2] D Pastor, pastor please I'm only nine you're fifty two Asus4 And I thought you didn't believe That gays could be Christian too Gsus2 Listen, listen, listen I swear this won't take long D If you think this is right Asus4 Then I'm fine with being wrong [Pre-Chorus] G A Bm Turning nickels into dimes just to change my state of mind D/F# G Turning nothing into something since I was only nine A All the boomers say we're blind Bm All this shit is in our mind D/F# G A Go to church on Sunday morning and you should be feeling fine Bm D/F# You should be feeling fine Chorus Dsus4 Dsus2 D3 I did my time in the pews, I took the biblical abuse Dsus2 I sang the hymns when I didn't even want to Dsus4 I sat through the sermons Dsus2 D3 To hear them say my friends would go to hell But if that's sinning Dsus2 D Asus4 Then send me straight to Hell as well Gsus2/D D Then send me straight to Hell as well [Verse 3] D Pastor, pastor please Why is it that women shouldn't preach Asus4 And that there's parts of that book That you don't like to teach Gsus2 I'm not the only one confused Cause my mom's in the other room D She scared of the things you do Asus4 And said maybe not to listen to you Chorus D I did my time in the pews, I took the biblical abuse D I sang the hymns when I didn't even want to D I sat through the sermons D To hear them say my friends would go to hell D But if that's sinning D Asus4 Then send me straight to Hell as well Gsus2/D D Then send me straight to Hell as well Outro D Asus4 Gsus2/D D