Strfucker

Intro N.C (Yo, imagine an album starting with this) N.C (Like a big breath, close your eyes and shit) [Verse 1] N.C I'm gonna move out of my loft N.C And into a limousine N.C So I can drive you fuckin' crazy N.C And crash out where I sleep, yeah Dm C Jesus Christ won't text me back Am I'll always be around, in fact Dm C I'm climbin' up to your window now Am Runnin' back to you at the speed of sound Chorus Dm C It's been a pleasure Am G It's nice to meet you Dm C It's been a pleasure Am G It's nice to meet you Dm C It's been a pleasure Am G It's nice to meet you Dm C It's been a pleasure Am Gm It's nice to meet you [Verse 2] Am Maybe I'm a soul-sucker F But you're just a starfucker Dm I signed somebody's NDA Em I'll go away, but LA's such a fuckin' weird place (One, two, three, four) Am Bet you wouldn't ask me to do that by this time next year F You can't hide my face but save me for a rainy day, it don't go two ways Dm No, I don't wanna be toxic, I just wanna be honest Em Dm But this shit hits like a comet and it just hurts 'cause I want it C Am Yeah, it just hurts 'cause I want it Chorus Dm C It's been a pleasure Am G It's nice to meet you Dm C It's been a pleasure Am It's nice to meet you Dm C It's been a pleasure Am G It's nice to meet you Dm C It's been a pleasure Am G Am It's nice to meet you (That's the law of attract—) Outro N.C I'm saying picture that but, like, right before things go dark