Sorry Mom And Dad

Intro : E E E E G E E E E G# well , you came into this world naked , screaming and covered in blood A F# who was there to wipe you off and give you your first hug? E G# and it took a couple years to figure out how to not shit in your pants A F# but someone was there to clean you up and powder off your rash G# - A G# - A G# - A G# - A it’s been them from the start , the ones you tortured and broke their hearts A - B A - B A - B the two that you hate - the two that you blame - the very same ones that B gave you your name E G# remember the time you were five and you lied about who broke your lamp? A F# who were the ones that sat you down and gave you a second chance? ( pre - Chorus ) G# - A G# - A G# - A G# - A it’s been them from the start , the ones you tortured and broke their hearts A - B A - B A - B the two that you hate - the two that you blame - the very same ones that B gave you your name Chorus : E G# go home to mom and dad and say you’re sorry , A F# it’s the least that you can do , after all you’ve put them through . oh , come on . E G# beg mom and dad’s forgiveness , they deserve it . A F# B E even if you don’t mean it , make them believe you that it’s true . ( Intro ) E G# and when they offered you up all that great advice , A F# you just screamed "fxxk you , both - and let me live my life! E G# i’m gonna go out drinking with my friends have unprotected sxx , A F# B pierce my nose and get a tattoo of a dragon on my neck!" ( Chorus ) D B E cuz now your 35 and working in a warehouse cuz you spent your college money on cocaine D B and the shame of your existence is ever so persistent cuz you know your parents tried E B and you’re to blame - you’re to blame , cuz . . ( pre - Chorus ) ( Chorus ) end on E .