Hello Mr Record Man

hello mr . record man valdy D hello , mr . record man , word has it that you plan . E to let me make a record in a week or two . A dont you see its not like that , A7 i realize you aint too fat , G D E7 A7 D but surely you could front me just a little bit more time . D hello mr . agent man , word has it that you plan , E to cancel out my one - night stand in oshawa . A my manager misspells my name , A7 and tells me things arent quite the same , G D E7 A7 D when fingers started pointing , he exclaimed that it was mine . G and how are you mom and dad? Bm the news , it sure made me sad , Em ( barre ) A B7 to hear that dear old brownie slipped away . . . . E G#m i guess things just come and go , C#m E nothing stays the same you know , B G A A7 im sorry i didnt come to say hello on christmas day . . D and hello , mr . public , i just stopped by to play a lick , E tried to look enthusiastic and could not raise a smile . A i guess its time to leave the road , A7 and hang up eighteen years or so , G D E7 A7 D it sure aint an easy thing to sell this old guitar .