Your Man Is Gay

unknown hinson - your man is gay chords : john tyree a beautiful song by a real american hero . C/G it’s pert’ near 12 o’clock Dm do yo know where you husband is? Dm7 G you don’t know where he’s run off to G7 C and you don’t know who’s he runnin with C/G you say he never holds you tight Dm and he hangs out at that spot each night Dm7 G you wait up for him but he don’t show G7 C well darlin’ , there’s smoethign you should know Chorus : F your man is gay as a goose , darlin’ ( ? ) C Asus4 A7 gay , and that’s the truth darlin Dm7 G C i hate to break the news to you this way F but , your man is gay as a donned apparel . C Asus4 A7 gay , he’s a flamin’ arrow Dm7 G heads up , babe , your man is gay . C/G you say he reads a lot of muscle magazines Dm he likes antiques and french cuisine Dm7 G well darlin , don’t you know what all this means G7 C he’s runnin’ low on tostesterine C/G his favorite part of the super bowl Dm is the locker room interviews Dm7 G well just add 2 and 2 , G7 hey darlin’ , it’s time you got a clue Chorus out