50 Ways To Say Goodbye

Intro Ebm Abm Db Gb B Abm Bbsus4 Bb [Verse 1] Ebm Abm My heart is paralyzed Db Gb My head was oversized B Abm Bbsus4 I'll take the high road like I should Bb Ebm Abm You said it's meant to be Db Gb That it's not you, it's me B Abm Bbsus4 Bb You're leaving now for my own good [Pre-Chorus] Bb That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say Chorus B She went down in an airplane Gb Fried getting suntanned Db Ebm Db Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand B Gb Fm Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes! Bb B She met a shark under water Gb Fell and no one caught her Db Ebm Db I returned everything I ever bought her B Gb Bb Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies And ways to say you died Interlude Ebm Abm Db Gb B Abm Bbsus4 Bb [Verse 2] Ebm Abm My pride still feels the sting Db Gb You were my everything B Abm Bbsus4 Some day I'll find a love like yours Bb Ebm A love like yours Abm She'll think I'm Superman Db Gb Not super minivan B Abm Bbsus4 Bb How could you leave on Yom Kippur? [Pre-Chorus] Bb That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say Chorus B She was caught in a mudslide Gb Eaten by a lion Db Ebm Db Got run over by a crappy purple Scion B Gb Fm Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes! Bb B She dried up in the desert Gb Drowned in a hot tub Db Ebm Db Danced to death at an east side night club B Gb Bb Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies And ways to say you died Solo Ebm Abm Db Gb B Abm Bb B Bridge Db I wanna live a thousand lives with you B Db I wanna be the one you're dying to love, yeah B But you don't want to [Pre-Chorus] Bb That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say Chorus B She went down in an airplane Gb Fried getting suntanned Db Ebm Db Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand B Gb Fm Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes! Bb B She met a shark under water Gb Fell and no one caught her Db Ebm Db I returned everything I ever bought her B Gb Bb Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies B She was caught in a mudslide Gb Eaten by a lion Db Ebm Db Got run over by a crappy purple Scion B Gb Fm Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes! Bb B She dried up in the desert Gb Drowned in a hot tub Db Ebm Db Danced to death at an east side night club B Gb Bb Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies And ways to say you died Outro B Gb Db B Gb Db