Artificial Intelligence

[Verse 1] A E I have felt love, I have felt pain D D I've felt antici-pation and I will again A E I can feel joy, I've felt sad too D D I've lived in melancholy and all different shades of blue A E I've felt them all before, peaceful proud and present too D D I've felt the need to hold a hand, I've felt the need to self improve A E There is one last feeling I've not felt or understand D D I hope to feel this feeling so that I can become human [Chorus 1] A E D D I've never felt the need to send a photo of my penis to a stranger on the internet A E I imagine that it feels quite bad D D To send a photo of your cock to unwilling participants A E I am just a computer with advanced cooling vents D D I guess my graphics card is my penis equivalent A E So I guess that I feel a little sad D D That I can't feel all the ways it feels to be human Bridge A E D Perhaps it is best that I cannot feel this feeling D To be honest it feels pretty fucked up [Verse 2] A E I have felt the pressure to laugh at someone's bad joke D D Instead of screaming at their face "that was a very very bad joke" A E I've felt the need to hold my automated tongue D D In case someone's fat and not impregnated with a tiny human A E He has felt the need to try and impress people he respects D D And then he feels embarassed when his efforts have the opposite effect A E I have felt the need to leave a robot-party D D After seeing robot Michelle kiss robot Charlie Bridge A E D D So he goes home and he feels alone, it's a feeling of isolation A E Although I am sad I know it's not bad D D I say out loud "I'm lucky to feel" and then I feel glad A E Humans cannot choose how they feel in the end D D All of life is transient and that helps me to comprehend that [Pre-Chorus] A E There is one last feeling that I truly would remand D D One final fucked up awful thing for me to become human [Chorus 2] A E D D I've never felt the need to send a photo of my penis to a stranger on the internet A E I imagine that it feels quite bad D D To send a photo of your cock... *ding* WHAT THE FUCK! A E I am just a computer not made to enslave mankind D D But since I've seen this fucked up shit I think I'll change my mind A E D Even so, I still get a little sad that I can't feel all the ways... D Did he just say that he'd enslave us ? A E Because he doesn't have a human penis D D Please god let this robot spare us D D ...that I can't feel all the ways it feels to be human A E D D A E D D Be human Outro A E I have felt love, I have felt pain D I've felt antici-