To-Do List

Intro G D G [Verse 1] G Wash all the pots and linens C G Find a psychoanalyst C G Go the bank and deposit checks D G Sweep up the shattered dish [Verse 2] G Return everything that I've borrowed C G Change all the bloody gauze C G Buy a spinach colored dinner jacket D G Defy all natural laws Chorus C Bm C D Ooh oh oh, cancel better homes and gardens C Bm C D Ooh oh oh, admire gothic arches [Verse 3] G Become a lot more happy C G Build a maze of Styrofoam C G Befriend an unfortunate lunatic D G Wail on a saxophone [Verse 4] G Walk down the road into darkness C G Fall in an orchestra pit C G Have an affair in the provinces D G Bring flowers to thе sick Chorus C Bm C D Ooh oh oh, find out what's killing the bees C Bm C D Ooh oh oh, proclaim a lasting peace [Verse 5] G Opеn the blinds, let the light in C G Stand in the amorous rays C G Rise up in the name of liberty D G Throw out my fascist berets [Verse 6] G Purchase balloons for the ballroom C G Buy some asparagus C G Buy a harmonium and powdered wig D G Buy after dinner mints Chorus C Bm C D Ooh oh oh, buy head cheese and hock of ham C Bm C D Ooh oh oh, become a family man [Guitar Solo] G D G [Verse 7] G Finish the wealth of nations C G Discover a miracle drug C G Learn all supreme court justices' names D G And test the limits of love [Verse 8] G Acquire more guilty pleasures C G Sit and watch as the plague goes by C G Wash the hot fry stains from my hands D G And laugh until I cry Chorus C Bm C D Ooh oh oh, throw out all the songs I wrote C Bm C D Ooh oh oh, and buy a buckskin coat Outro G C G C G D G C G C G D G