Can You Stand Upon One Leg

Capo: 1st fret Intro C F/C C F/C [Verse 1] C Can you stand upon one leg Dm It’s harder than you think Cmaj7 If you can do it without falling down F You can do just about anything Dm G Go on, see if you can Dm G C See how long you can stand on one leg [Instrumental] C F/C C F/C [Verse 2] C Can you beat your dad at chess Dm It’s harder than you think Cmaj7 Sit him down at Christmas, turn the TV off F Give him lots of chocolates and a drink Dm G And he might give you a match Dm G And when you’ve been duly dispatched C G/C He will laugh, ha ha ha Bb/C A And you’ll say, ‘one more game’ [Verse 3] D Can you write a silly song Em It’s harder than you think Dmaj7 One that’s not too short, one that’s not too long G One that can makes everybody sing Em A Go on, give it a try Em A You might do better than I D A/C# C It’s just like trying to stand on one leg [Verse 4] B7 E Tell me can you tell a funny joke F#m One that makes you laugh out loud E/G# One that makes the milk come out your nose A If you know a funny joke then tell it now... [Instrumental] F#m B F#m B [Verse 5] E G#m That’s not bad, I’m impressed Bm C# But there’s one final test F# G#m Can you hold a singing note for a stupidly long time F#/Bb Well it’s my party piece so let’s make it a little harder B By starting it way up high G#m C# Come on, give it a go G#m C# Let’s see how long you can hoooold F# On to a note!