Sweet As Whole

capo on 3rd fret : ) note ( slide pattern ) : at the "fxxk that guy he’s just an asshole" line there’s a little slide starting at Gm and then sliding down 2 frets then 1 more fret than 2 more frets than 2 more frets than 1 more fret than one more fret . that’s the only way i know how to explain it sorry . or i guess you could just play Gm the whole line . if you listen to the song though you’ll hopefully understand it . i’ll put " ( slide pattern ) " in the song where you play it . first Verse : F sometimes i can be perfectly sweet C got the sugary me all stuffed up in my sleeve Gm and i talk of ponies and rainbows and things A# and i’m just who you want me to be F but like most creatures down here on the ground C i’m composed of the elements moving around Gm i grow and change and i shift and i switch A# and it turns out i’m actually kind of a bitch C but that only happens when i get provoked Gm by some piece of shit asshole we all sadly know C and i sit and i write while reminding you all A# that mean songs are still better than going postal Chorus : F and that guy’s an asshole C that girl’s a bitch Gm baby it’s natural A# no getting away from it F so sing it out with me C and then let it go Gm ( slide pattern ) fxxk that guy , he’s just an asshole F C Gm A# asshole . . . . asshole second Verse : F i see i’ve surprised you with some of my words C and i know that surprises , while fun , still can hurt Gm and i hate to think that i’ve ruined the day A# of the dick and the queen of the high horse parade F but i’m sick and tired of your poisonous ways C you’re a toxin wasting perfectly good space Gm and i say what i think A# ’cause it’s more economic than drugs or a drink Chorus : F and that guy’s an asshole C that girl’s a bitch Gm baby it’s natural A# no getting away from it F so sing it out with me C and then let it go Gm ( slide pattern ) fxxk that guy , he’s just an asshole Bridge : A# Am no i won’t let him in , under my skin Gm F Am he’s a sad sack of shit , it’s pathetic A# Am just a festering sore Gm C who will never be more if i don’t let him Chorus : F that guy’s an asshole C that girl’s a bitch Gm baby it’s natural A# no getting away from it F so sing it out with me C and then let it go Gm ( slide pattern ) fxxk that guy , he’s just an asshole repeat once and fade out and end on F : )