A Nonsense Christmas

Capo: 1st fret Intro Cmaj7 B7 Em It's the holiday remix G Ah-ah [Verse 1] Cmaj7 B7 Think I only want you under my mistletoe Em G I might change your contact to "Has a huge North Pole" (Ha, ha) Cmaj7 B7 You said you like my stockings better on the floor Em G Boy, I've been a bad girl, I guess I'm getting coal, oh (No) [Pre-Chorus] Cmaj7 B7 Let me come warm you up, you been out in the snow Em Baby, my tongue goes numb, sounds like "Hoe, hoe, hoe" (Ha, ha) Cmaj7 B7 I don't want Santa's elves underneath this ol' tree Em G Here's a lil' carol I wrote, it's about you and me (Me) Chorus Cmaj7 You're my wish list B7 Em Lookin' at you got me thinkin' Christmas D G Cmaj7 Snowflakes in my stomach when we're kissin' B7 And when you're comin' down the chimney Em G Oh, it feels so good Cmaj7 I need a Charles Dickens B7 Em You'll be Santa Claus and I'll be Mrs G Cmaj7 I'll take you for a ride, I'll be your vixen B7 Em I don't even know, I'm talkin' Christmas G I'm talkin', I'm talkin' (Ah-ah-ah-ah) [Verse 2] Cmaj7 I'm talkin' deckin' all the halls B7 I'm talkin' spikin' eggnog Em I'm talkin' opposite of small G I'm talkin' big snowballs (Ha-ha-ha-ha) Cmaj7 You got a new toy for me B7 I'm out here trimmin' the tree Em I caught that holiday glee G My true love gave it to me [Pre-Chorus] Cmaj7 B7 Let me come warm you up, you been out in the snow Em Baby, my tongue goes numb, sounds like "Hoe, hoe, hoe, hoe" Cmaj7 B7 And I don't want Santa's elves (Don't want), underneath this ol' tree (Tree) Em G Here's a lil' carol I wrote (Yeah), it's about you and me Chorus Cmaj7 You're my wish list (Wish list) B7 Em Lookin' at you got me thinkin' Christmas (Christmas) D G Cmaj7 Snowflakes in my stomach when we're kissin' (Kissin') B7 And when you're comin' down the chimney Em G Oh, it feels so good Cmaj7 I need a Charles Dickens (No, oh) B7 Em You'll be Santa Claus and I'll be Mrs. (Mrs.) G I'll take you for a ride Cmaj7 I'll be your vixen B7 Em I don't even know I'm talkin' (Oh-oh-oh), Christmas G I'm talkin' (Talkin'), I'm talkin', I'm talkin' Bridge Cmaj7 B7 Em I'm talkin' (He-he-he), I'm talkin' (Na-na-na), I'm talkin' (Blah-blah, blah-blah) G Cmaj7 Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah (Ah-ah) B7 Em I'm talkin' chestnuts (Talkin', he-he-he) G Cmaj7 I'm talkin', I'm talkin' Outro B7 Em Look at all those presents, that's a big sack D G Cmaj7 Boy, that package is too big to gift wrap B7 Em Woke up this morning, thought I'd write a "Christ-smash" D G Cmaj7 How quickly can you build a snowman? Think fast B7 Em (Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha) (Ohh)