Shes So Uncool

she’s so uncool rivermaya it’s not easy being green Intro : G - Asus - A ( 4x ) ; Verse 1 : G A now it serves my evil purpose just to see her G A though i know now what she says is untrue G and the things she makes me count A but for the record , count me out G A honey harder baby! that’s what she screamed G - Asus - A ( 2x ) ; Verse 2 : G A now she makes me wait beneath the cloud of darkness G A like a lover in despair , i thank you G for the things you made me see A all through the madness G A you taught me well , forget your wedding bells F E ( hold ) ah aha , she’s so uncool G - Asus - A ( 4x ) ; Verse 3 : G A she’s the loneliness that hangs beneath your cradle G A though you know that what i say it ain’t true G A well the gift i gave today don’t really matter G A it’s the clothes she wears and the way she swears F E ah aha , she’s so uncool F E ah aha , she’s so uncool F E ( hold ) ah aha , she’s so uncool ( adlib ) G - Asus - A ( till fade )