Riot Gear

riot gear by regina spektor C wake up C put on my riot gear C F but in the study of my house F G i’ve got a smoking jacket passed to me from grand Daddy C G it’s made of bow and arrow meat G do do do do do do G do do do do do do C come home C take off my riot gear C put on my smoke jacket C F G but in the library of my house i have a laugh G C medieval jokes are just as funny now G if you’ve got a degree Cm G heaven help the ones who know C G F what makes the world go slow tick - tock , tick - tock , tick - tock , tick - tock ( rest of the song is the same chord patterns ) the night comes time to go on the town and in my best sashimi dress and marble arch supporting shoes i Am a vision in my horse - drawn tank da da da da da da da da da da da da stay out drinking into the night and they are saying those same things and i’m like "ha , ha , ha , hee , hee , hee" ’til half - past three and then it’s time for me to go heaven help the ones who know what makes the world go slow what makes the world go slow come home take off my tuna dress put on my collard greens and in my sleep what dreams may come before i’m woken by alarms put on my riot gear