Myxomatosis. (Judge, Jury & Executioner.)

Intro C Em [Verse 1] C The mongrel cat came home Holding half a head Em Proceeded to show it off To all his newfound friends C He said, I been where I liked I slept with who I like Em She ate me up for breakfast She screwed me in a vice But now Chorus C Em I don't know why I C Em Feel so tongue tied [Verse 2] C I sat in the cupboard And wrote it down in neat Em They were cheering and waving, cheering and waving Twitching and salivating like with myxomatosis C But it got edited, fucked up Strangled, beaten up Em Used in a photo in Time magazine Buried in a burning black hole in Devon Chorus C I don't know why I Feel so tongue tied Em Don't know why I Feel so skinned alive [Verse 3] C My thoughts are misguided and a little naive I twitch and I salivate like with myxomatosis Em You should put me in a home or you should put me down I got myxomatosis, I got myxomatosis C Yeah, no one likes a smartass, but we all like stars Wait, that wasn't my intention, I did it for a reason Em It must have got mixed up, strangled, beaten up I got myxomatosis, I got myxomatosis and Chorus C Em I don't know why I Feel so tongue tied Outro C Em