Theres A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey You Just Havent Thought Of It Yet

Am Dm please , leave all overcoats , canes and top hats with the doorman . F E from that moment you’ll be out of place and underdressed . Dm E i’m wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it . Dm E ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and . . . ( x2 ) Am Dm when you’re in black slacks with accentuating , off - white , pinstripes F E G Am whoa , everything goes according to plan . Am E Am i’m the new cancer , never looked better , you can’t stand it . C because you say so under your breath . E G you’re reading lips "when did he get all confident?" Am Dm F E haven’t you heard that i’m the new cancer? Am Dm F E never looked better , and you can’t stand it Am Dm next is a trip to the , the ladies room in vain , and F E i bet you just can’t keep up with , ( keep up ) with these fashionistas , and Am Dm tonight , tonight you are , you are a whispering campaign . F E i bet to them your name is "cheap" , i bet to them you look like shh . . . Am Dm talk to the mirror , oh , choke back tears . F E and keep telling yourself that "i’m a diva!" Am Dm F oh and the smokes in that cigarette box on the table , E F E F E they just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin . Am E Am i’m the new cancer , never looked better , you can’t stand it . C because you say so under your breath . E G you’re reading lips "when did he get all confident?" Am Dm F E haven’t you heard that i’m the new cancer? Am Dm F E never looked better , and you can’t stand it ( x3 ) Am E C and i know , and i know , it just doesn’t feel like a night out with no one F sizing you up . F E Am i’ve never been so surreptitious , so of course you’ll be distracted when i spike the punch . ( x3 )