I Write Sins Not Tragedies

Am oh , well imagine , as i’m pacing the pews in a church corridor , D F and i can’t help but to hear , no , i can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words : Am "what a beautiful wedding! what a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter . D F "and yes , but what a shame , what a shame the poor groom’s bride is a whore . " Am i’d chime in with A F D G Am "haven’t you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" Am F D no , it’s much better to face these kinds of things F G with a sense of poise and rationality . Am i’d chime in , F D G Am "haven’t you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" Am F D no , it’s much better to face these kinds of things G Am with a sense of . . . Am well in fact , well i’ll look at it this way , D i mean technically our marriage is saved , well this calls for a toast F so pour the champagne Am oh! well in fact , well i’ll look at it this way , D i mean technically our marriage is saved , well this calls for a toast , F so pour the champagne , pour the champagne Am i’d chime in with A F D G Am "haven’t you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" Am F D no , it’s much better to face these kinds of things F G with a sense of poise and rationality Am i’d chime in , F D G Am "haven’t you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" Am F D no , it’s much better to face these kinds of things Am F D G Am ( F , D , G ) with a sense of poise and rationality Am F ( D ) again . . . Am i’d chime in with A F D G Am "haven’t you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" Am F D no , it’s much better to face these kinds of things F G with a sense of poise and rationality Am i’d chime in , F D G Am "haven’t you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" Am F D no , it’s much better to face these kinds of things Am F D G Am ( F , D , G ) with a sense of poise and rationality Am F ( D ) again . . . ending : F - A - B x3