Shes Nubs

she’s nubs - nof x D A D A it’s kinda hard to wear high heels , or slip on banana peels D A E how does she get in and out of tubs D A D A i hope she dont get mad , i hope she thinks this song is good not bad D E A cause we think that she’s totally rad , she’s nubs . D A D A no fingers , no toes , she doesn’t own elbows , D A E no phalanges no knobby knees to knock . D A D A she don’t need knuckles or hands to go see punk rock bands D E A she’s always in the stands , she’s nubs D A D A she can’t pick up a phone , she can’t get dressed alone D A E she’s got no funny bone , she’s nubs D A D A D E no shoes for feet but we sure do think she’s neat , she’s nubs , she’s nubs , A she’s nubs F# D A E i asked her if she want a drink , i asked her if she liked toronto , F# D E A i asked her to go out to the bar , but all she said was no thanks , no and no D A D A it was time for us to leave , so i grabbed and shook her sleeve D A E and told her i’d see her at the next club . D A D A D E she got into a pack and some guy put her on his back , she said goodbye and A kinda waved her stub D A D A she’s got beauitful eyes , and breasts regular size , D A E but without calves and thighs , she’s nubs D A D A it’s hard to give good head or get tied to a bed , D E A when all you’ve got is a body and head , she’s nubs D A D A D A E she’s nubs , she’s nubs , she’s nubs , she’s nubs . . . D A D A oh she may not walk the walk , and she may not like to talk D E A but boy she sure knows how to rock , she’s nubs ( she is nubs ) .