Odds

Intro Cmaj7 e|-------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------| G|-------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------| A|-3--3--3---------------3--3--3-------x-----| E|----------<7>--<12>-------------<7>--x-----| [Verse 1] Cmaj7 This has got to be a joke F The universe fuckin' hates my guts Remindin' me "U" and "I" don't spell "US" Cmaj7 We share different postal codes F Maybe that's why I never got the memo N.C. She's the real deal and I was just a pretty demo [Pre-Chorus] Cmaj7 And yet my world remains the whole of you to this day F Doesn't matter what my location says N.C. I'm always tryna get to you... N.C. But shit just happens all the time Chorus C When I'm there, you're not You're here, I'm caught up with my job Am7/G And your clingy ex comes back a lot Then she leaves and you shoot your Am Shot, but there's someone new I've got And the cycle never stops, no, no F But there's nobody else I want, oh, oh F Don't care how long it takes, my heart is yours to break Cmaj7 [Tab] I'm never giving up against all odds No, no, no, no, ugh, yeah [Verse 2] Cmaj7 You're the mind-game mastermind, but F What I'd give to make that mind mine to lose, oh, yeah Cmaj7 'Cause I know you've got somebody My friends say I could have anybody now that I'm somebody F But I don't care if I'm nobody to you, oh [Pre-Chorus] Cmaj7 I know it's pathetic but I couldn't care less F I'd wait until the stars uncross and say yes N.C. I'll always try to get you, oooh! Chorus C When I'm there, you're not You're here, I'm caught up with my job Am7/G And your clingy ex comes back a lot Then she leaves and you shoot your Am Shot, but there's someone new I've got And the cycle never stops, no, no F But there's nobody else I want, oh, oh F Don't care how long it takes, my heart is yours to break Am7/G I'm never giving up against all odds Bridge Am7/G Am7 Never in my damn favor, I don't want you for later Never was much of a waiter F But I'd wait on you to drink you in Guess it serves me right for even thinkin' N.C. When I'm there you should, I don't know, like, call up your boss N.C. Probably take the day off N.C. Maybe we could change the odds! Chorus C When I'm there, you're not You're here, I'm caught up with my job Am7/G And your clingy ex comes back a lot Then she leaves and you shoot your Am Shot, but there's someone new I've got And the cycle never stops, no, no F But there's nobody else I want, oh, oh F Don't care how long it takes, my heart is yours to break N.C I'm never giving up against all odds