Rockstar Sea Shanty

[Verse 1] G I'm through with standing in line to pubs I'll never get in C It's like the bottom of the ninth and I'm never gonna win F G Life hasn't turned out quite the way N.C. I want it to be (tell me what you want) G I want a huge sail that'll hold the squalls C And a big black ship with some cannonballs F G Don't wanna join Davy Jones twenty thousand N.C Leagues under the sea (so how you gonna do it?) [Pre-Chorus] Bb I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame C I'd even roll my bed and change my name, we... Chorus G We all just wanna be big rockstars Bb Live in hilltop houses driving 15 cars C The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap Eb F We all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat G And we'll hang out in the coolest bars Bb In the VIP's with the movie stars C Every good gold digger is gonna wind up there Eb F Every Playboy Bunny with her bleached blonde hair G And we'll hide out in the private rooms Bb With the latest dictionary and today's who's who C They'll get you anything with that evil smile Eb F Everybody's got a rum dealer on speed dial Bb C G Hey, I wanna be a rockstar [Verse 2] G Gonna sing those songs that offend the censors C Singing those songs that offend the censors F G Popping my pills from a Pez dispenser N.C. (rockstars don't do mornings) G Get washed up sailors writing all our songs C Get washed up sailors writing all our songs F G Lipsync them every night so I don't get them wrong N.C. We'll sing them dusk till morning, we Chorus G We all just wanna be big rockstars Bb Live in hilltop houses driving 15 cars C The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap Eb F We all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat G And we'll hang out in the coolest bars Bb In the VIP's with the movie stars C Every good gold digger is gonna wind up there Eb F Every Playboy Bunny with her bleached blonde hair G And we'll hide out in the private rooms Bb With the latest dictionary and today's who's who C They'll get you anything with that evil smile Eb F Everybody's got a rum dealer on speed dial Bb C G Hey, I wanna be a rockstar Eb F Everybody's got a rum dealer on speed dial Bb C G Hey, I wanna be a rocksta