King Leer

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Intro : A F#m Bm your boyfriend , he E went down on one knee A well , could it be F#m he’s only got one knee ? Bm i tried to surprise you E with vodka - or tizer A i can’t quite quite remember F#m but you didn’t thank me D E you didn’t even thank me because you never do A F#m ( repeat ) Bm your boyfriend , he E has the gift of the gab A or , could it be F#m the gift of the grab ? Bm i tried to surprise you E i lay down beside you A and . . . nothing much happened F#m and you didn’t phone me D E you didn’t even phone me because it’s not your style A F#m Bm your boyfriend , he E has displayed to me A more than just A F#m real hint of cruelty Bm i tried to surprise you E i crept up behind you A with a homeless chihuahua F#m you "coo" - ed for an hour D you handed him back and said : E A F#m A "you’ll never guess - i’m bored now"