Edds World - Happy Birthday Tord

this is a rather mean but funny birthday song to sing to a loved one , or someone who just really annoys you . . . its by eddsworld it is a youtube channel that put out this song to their friend tord . i didnt see any tabs for it so i made my own . . sorry i didnt do the rift in between the versus i didnt have an electric guitar handy and didnt feel like tabbing it : / G once a year we celebrate , C G with stupid hats and plastic plates , G Em the fact that you were able to make C G another trip around the sun . G and the whole clan gathers ’round , C G and gifts and laughter do abound . G Em and we let out a joyful sound C G and sing that stupid song . G/Em happy birthday! C G now you’re one year older . G/Em happy birthday! C G your life still isn’t over . G/Em happy birthday! C G you did not accomplish much . G Em C G but you didn’t die this year , so i guess that’s good enough . ( chords are the same . . . . ) so let’s drink to your fading health , and hope you don’t remind yourself , your chance of finding fame and wealth , decrease with every year . ’cause if you feel you’re doing laps , and eating food and taking naps , and hoping that someday perhaps your life may hold some cheer . happy birthday! what have you done that matters? happy birthday! you’re starting to get fatter . happy birthday! it’s downhill from now on . try not to remind yourself your best years are all gone . if cryogenics were all free , then you could live like walt disney . and live for all eternity , inside a block of ice . but instead your time is set . this is the only life you get . and though it hasn’t ended yet , sometimes you wish it might . happy birthday! you wish you had more money . happy birthday! your life’s so sad it’s funny . happy birthday! how much more can you take? but your friends are hungry , so just cut the stupid cake .