Alimony

Capo: Fret 2 Intro G G.. G without that '57 cadillac C and that mini mansion in a cul-de-sac D that 15 gallon stetson hat D G that you wear all the time G and those real expensive rounds of golf C this diamond you're still payin' off D just know as soon as you get caught D G they'll all be good as mine Chorus C and i called that lawyer up in dallas G the one who's livin' in that palace D so i know he's good at winnin' G if you think there's somethin' G7 that you're missin' C and you start steppin' out G only one thing can console me D if you're gonna leave me in san antone D G remember the alimo..ny.. G if you like livin' at your mama's house C and drinkin' milwaukee's best on a hand me down couch D you're gonna love how this all works out D G cause it all works out for me G what's mine is mine and what's yours is mine C so go on baby have a real good time D i'll be countin' the dollars you'll be rollin' the dice D G freedom don't come free Chorus C cause i called that lawyer up in dallas G the one who's livin' in that palace D so i know he's good at winnin' G if you think there's somethin' G7 that you're missin' C and you start steppin' out G only one thing can console me D if you're gonna leave me in san antone D G (C) remember the alimo..ny.. Int. C G D G.. Chorus C for richer not for poorer G well, consider this your spoiler D if you think you can't afford her G G7 well, you can't afford me too.. C so if you start steppin' out G only one thing can console me D if you're gonna leave me in san antone D G well, remember the alimo..ny.. D you ain't gonna have a row to hoe D go on and do your dog and pony show D if you're gonna be a dumbass honey D G i hope you remember the alimo..ny..