Record Collection

Capo: 3rd fret Intro Am Am Am Eskiboy, Mark Ronson Am Put this one in your record box! [Verse 1] Am Am I take too long to answer telephones Dm Dm I take too long to type my name and record messages F B But my hand writing is excellent E Am Am In fact, it's second to none, none Am Am I just got in from somewhere really good Dm Dm They offered me the part of Bono and a speaking role F B With all the merchandise and sunglasses E Am Am I could ever need, need Am Am I drive 'round cities in a chariot Dm Dm I get preferential treatment at the Marriott F But if the truth be told B E F I'm naked under all these clothes Chorus C G Dm I'll tell you what it is on my mind, woah F C G Dm I only want to be in your record collection, woah, aaah F C G Dm I only want to be in your record collection, woah, aaah F B E And I'll do anything it takes just to get there Am Am [Verse 2] Am Am My brain is buzzing and the room is strange Dm Dm Like that scene in Trading Places at the stock exchange F B I made a million overnight in '87 E Am Am Now I'm living in my parking space, parking space Am Am My teeth are bright and my hair is clean Dm Dm I wear Paco Rabanne like I was Charlie Sheen F B But in the rain, we all look wet E F And in the snow, we all look cold Chorus C G Dm I'll tell you what it is on my mind, woah F C G Dm I only want to be in your record collection, woah, aaah F C G Dm I only want to be in your record collection, woah, aaah F B E And I'll do anything it takes just to get there [Break] Am Am Am Yo, Eskiboy Am A-listed (A-listed) [Verse 3] Am Disgusted by all the flashness Am I think I'm a don, they think I'm an actor but I catch this (Catch) Am My two needs are a pillow and a mattress Am Am Once I can fill up the space with a famous actress Am Give me a mil', I'll do a DJ set I pull spikey with the green like a cactus Am Showoff, ego's high, you can't match this Am Chauvinistic pig, Money Man tactics [Verse 4] Am Am I'm not as clever as I thought I was Dm Dm It got pointed out to me as I was tying the knot F And all I want to know is B E Am Am How I got so far down, down Am Am I'm not as lucky as I thought I was Dm Dm My luck ran out the other day as I was crossing the road F B Who would have thought a truck like that E Could cause so much? Chorus (F) C G Dm I'll tell you what it is on my mind, woah F C G Dm I only want to be in your record collection, woah, aaah F C G Dm I only want to be in your record collection, woah, aaah F B E And I'll do anything it takes just to get there