The Absolute Worst

man overboard - the absolute worst downtune by half a step . D Em Bm G x2 D Bm i got a funny feeling no ones ever put you in your place G D or spit the bullshit right back in your face you never had an ounce of promise within you Bm G every word you says a lie so please don’t continue you bitch D Em Bm G D Em Bm G i’m too good for someone like you anyway D because girls like you are the absolute worst Bm G i really tried to like you but you messed it up first D because girls like you are as bad as they come Bm G go crawl back to wherever you came from D Em Bm G x2 D Bm and your cute little boyfriend he can catch words too G D i really just gotta hate him for loving you if what he wants is a fight then alright Bm G you were tough on the phone but you went soft for the night you bitch D Em Bm G D Em Bm G i’m too good for someone like you anyway ( don’t make me say it again ) D because kids like you are the absolute worst , Bm G i really tried to like you but you messed it up first , D because kids like you are as bad as they come , Bm G go crawl back to wherever you came from D Em Bm G x2 yeah! D Em Bm G x2 D because girls like you are the absolute worst Bm G i really tried to like you but you messed it up first D because girls like you are as bad as they come Bm G go crawl back to wherever you came from D because guys like you are the absolute worst , Bm G i really tried to like you but you messed it up first , D because guys like you are as bad as they come , Bm G go crawl back to wherever you came from and if you’re too lazy to change your guitar from the standard tune , replace : D = > D# Em = > Fm Bm = > Cm G = > G#