Blonde

Intro A E Bm I'll fuck your life up as a blonde D I'll fuck your life up as a blonde [Verse 1] A E Bm Nothin' more frightenin' than a woman scorned D A And a box of bleach E Bm You said I'd never change, I bet you never thought D A I'd go so extreme E Bm I lost a couple of inches and then a couple more D F#m E D Startin' with you and every single thing you said to me Chorus A E Baby, if you thought that I was trouble Bm D Then you're gonna hate what's comin' next A E Kinda like your worst nightmare but double Bm Is that an angel? D No, it's your ex A E Remember how you screwed up when I was a brunette? Bm D I don't think you knew just what you'd done F#m E Bm Woah, I'll fuck your life up as a blonde D I'll fuck your life up as a blonde [Verse 2] A E Bm I'm goin' Gwen Stefani, I'm goin' Courtney Love D A I'm headin' out of your league E Bm I'm gonna make your friends say, "Man, you messed that up" D A And I would have to agree E Bm Had some emotional baggage, oh, but I cut it off D F#m E D Startin' with you and every single thing you said to me F#m E D Ending with you just wanna talk but I'm just never free Chorus A E Baby, if you thought that I was trouble Bm D Then you're gonna hate what's comin' next A E Kinda like your worst nightmare but double Bm Is that an angel? D No, it's your ex A E Remember how you screwed up when I was a brunette? Bm D I don't think you knew just what you'd done F#m E Bm Woah, I'll fuck your life up as a blonde D A I'll fuck your life up as a blonde [Post-Chorus] E Bm La-la-la-la-la D A I'll fuck your life up as a blonde (Yeah) E Bm La-la-la-la-la D A I'll fuck your life up as a blonde(It's funny) E Bm La-la-la-la-la D F#m I'll fuck your life up as a blonde (It sounds great) E D La-la-la-la-la Bridge A E Bm I'll fuck your life up as a blonde D A I'll fuck your life up as a blonde (So I'll fuck it right up) E Bm I'll fuck your life up as a blonde (You'll be super upset) D A I'll fuck your life up as a blonde E Bm You'll rue the day you did me wrong D A I'll put your name in all the songs E Bm I'll twist that knife, it will be fun D Fuckin' your life up Chorus A E Baby, if you thought that I was trouble Bm D Then you're gonna hate what's comin' next A E Kinda like your worst nightmare but double Bm Is that an angel? D No, it's your ex A E Remember how you screwed up when I was a brunette? Bm D I don't think you knew just what you'd done F#m E Bm Woah, I'll fuck your life up as a blonde D A I'll fuck your life up as a blonde (As a blonde, as a blonde) Outro E Bm La-la-la-la-la D A I'll fuck your life up as a blonde E Bm La-la-la-la-la (As a blonde) D A I'll fuck your life up as a blonde (Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! It's your ex) E Bm La-la-la-la-la D A I'll fuck your life up as a blonde E Bm La-la-la-la-la D F#m I'll fuck your life up as a blonde E D I'll fuck your life up as a blonde