Call Me What You Like

Intro Cm F Ab Bb Bdim (x2) [Verse 1] Cm F Ab Never was a fan of the internet Bb Bdim Cm She never felt safe in her own head F Ab We both hate the news Bb Bdim Cm The feel of grace, oh god, goes you F Ab Slapped me when I ask if shes bored yet Bb Bdim Cm Wonder if we took it too far F Ab We both taste of used Bb Bdim Oh darling, what am I to do [Pre-Chorus] Cm Bb Eb I'd like to think that I'm Eb Cm The only guy she'll see tonight Bb Eb You can call me what you like Ab As long as you call me Chorus Cm Bb And you can kiss the skin under my lips Ab Eb if it makes you feel good F I'm not sure if you want it, F Ab I'm not sure if you need me too Cm Bb And you can taste the beer on every guy Ab Eb who talks to you F But you can't stay awake forever, Ab Bb No you can't stay awake forever [Instrumental] Cm F Ab Bb Bdim (x2) [Verse 2] Cm F Ab And so I find myself in your mum's bedroom Bb Bdim Cm Fighting with the pink rubber blinds F Ab It's on pay-per-view Bb Bdim Cm Place your bets on this lost end line F Ab You take a pirouette under his bedstand Bb Bdim Cm Silent, probably pitch him a sigh F I'm not made for you, Ab But what else is new Bb Bdim Unless she tells me that it's nothing Bdim I really hope its nothing Chorus Cm F You can kiss the skin under my lips if it Ab Eb makes you feel good F I'm not sure if you want it F Ab I'm not sure if you need me too Cm F And you can taste the beer on every guy Ab Eb who talks to you F But you can't stay awake forever Ab Bb No you can't stay awake forever [Instrumental] Cm F Ab Bb (x2) Bridge Cm F This just in: Ab Bb I am a total fucking dumbass Cm And I've come to the uncomfortable F conclusion Ab I'll be spending the rest of my life in Bb a state of constant paranoia Cm F Just let me follow you Ab And I'll proceed to bump my head on every Bb Cm doorway and doorframe you go through F And I've found that the road to happiness Ab Bb Is paved with roads of very tempting parking spaces Cm F Ab I'm not paranoid, I'm a realist Bb Bdim I know you're gonna kill me Chorus Cm F You can kiss the skin under my lips if it Ab Eb makes you feel good F I'm not sure if you want it F Ab I'm not sure if you need me too Cm F And you can taste the beer on every guy Ab Eb who talks to you F But you can't stay awake forever Ab Bb No you can't stay awake forever Cm F And you can kiss the skin under my lips Ab Eb if it makes you feel good F I'm not sure if you want it F Ab Bb I'm not sure if you need me too Cm F And you can taste the beer on every guy Ab Eb who talks to you F But you can't stay awake, You can't stay awake Ab Bb Cm No you can't stay awake forever