Hyakugojyuuichi 2003

D hey you , sit down and listen ( D ) dont be flippant and dont be dismissin ( D ) think youre a flash encyclopedia? ( D ) eating , breathing macromedia ( D ) think youre cool sayin all your base? ( D ) get that xiao xiao outta my face ( D ) you gotta be kidding me with that crap A G# G animutations where its at Chorus : F#7 Bm nine outta ten sociopaths agree G D you gotta see hyakugojyuuichi F#7 Bm from the moch to the rie to the pee to the wee G D just take it from me , mc nc F#7 Bm you wont believe your eyes , youll go insane G D i mean , whats up with that plastic plane? F#7 B youre an idiot if you disagree G D you gotta see hyakugojyuuichi D A . . . D if you got the time , go grab a pen and watch that thing again and again try to figure it out , what does it mean? A whats the significance of mr . bean? D does anybody know? are there any takers? whats up with all the broken pacemakers? the world is full of speculation A abg but nobody cracks this animutation D wakeman is biased , like a household appliance hello kitty and mcgruff have an unholy alliance science is brutal and it cuts like a knife A not even obi - wan can save the yodel of life D your name is bob , youre my heart - throb i lost my job when i got fired by a guy named farchie , he was full of starch , A F#7 he smelled like an orangutans old apartment B G found a hobo in my room , what do i do? D he looks dead , hes full of lead , F#7 Bm bleeding red onto my bedspread , G D and he also seems to be missing his head F#7 Bm why Am i holding this gun and axe? G D do exploding pacemakers cause heart attacks? F#7 Bm will mr . bean ever get his fill , G D or will he just keep on telling me to kill? D hey , dont you gimme that look you never had what it took i took the beef and i beefed it up A you sat and whined while i took the cup D of gold , you are getting old when you see my face you better fold take this mop and shove it , boy A G# G cuz its the only way youll be employed F#7 Bm i Am known as the beef bastard G D everyone knows im the ultimate master F#7 Bm i Am known as the beef bastard G D everyone else is a walking disaster F#7 Bm i Am known as the beef bastard G D think youre fast? well i know im faster! F#7 Bm i Am known as the beef bastard G D everyone knows im the ultimate master D A . . D weeeell im shmorky! eatin porky! whitey rap sure sounds dorky! got a girl shes a double d! i slap her on the butt dressed as a bumble bee! i eat paste all damn day i was in a shakespeare play i sit down on a lazy susan spin around like tommy cruisin! F#7 bong bong bing bing Bm i get paid to play with my thing! F#7 i zip out zip in zip up begin Bm room with a moose! jay lenos chin! F#7 ambulance , enron , pee wee , pokemon Bm bulbasaur , pikachu , jigglypuff , they choose you! Em A G# G and i cant think of anymore to say Chorus : F#7 Bm F#7 tv says donuts are high in fat , kazoo Bm F#7 found a hobo in my room Bm its princess leia , the yodel of life Em A D give me my sweater back or ill play the guitar ( D ) A D its steves adventure! ( D ) one - fifty - one pokemon on the run suzuki - san is a formation of a bun and a veggie burger with tsukemono jay - jay has flown away with sonny bono to the afterlife to visit barney fife and to see peros screenshots of his wife named chris benoit , wearing a pretty dress , saying watashi wa animutation ga suki desu . ( D ) do the mario! isty - bitsy hockey A lipsnot is not magic like a monkey D captain lou body - slams a rubber duckie A just like in the match of earth vs . funky D lucky lucky nice to mew - two , A i need tea for two , how about you , D mr . coldheart , or should i say professor? A it looks like lesko got revenge on my dresser F#7 Bm props to neil , hes the real deal G D his friends all call him mr . popiel F#7 Bm hes the computer geek who doesnt shower for a week G D his looks are hot , his clothes are chic! F#7 Bm he singlehandedly changed the face of the net G D hes an online semi - celebrity you’ll never forget F#7 Bm he stormed onto the scene like a raging thunder G D his seizure inducing flag says mr . gahbunga D A hey kids! ( gibberish ) get ready to rumble! D A G# G ( lots of gibberish ) colin mochrie!!! D there you have it , thats the game 151 we can all be the same im sure that its been appetizing A with all the subliminal advertizing D this has been a celebration , animutation fans across the nation in formation raise their hands in dedication to the crazy - flashing - psychopathic - happy - dancing - super - magic - A power - mega - ultra - kitschy hyakugojyuuichi