Holy Bison Beaks

i didn’t write these , they are from _____________________ D#m7 well , i thought id write a little song so i wrote a little song then i tried to write some lyrics but i didnt last too long so i figured , why not sing about me trying to write a song and stuff and i decided to keep on singing til i had had enough , but then i realized ( D#m7 ) this song needs a hook an ironic little self refrential B catchy freakin hook D so i made the Chorus all about how D#m7 this song needs a hook an ironic little B self refrential hook D and a guitar Solo D#m7 [ bad guitar Solo ] - - whoops , hang on , i have to tune this ok . D#m7 [ awesome midi guitar Solo ] - - ugh , stop that . all right , uh oh , i know , lets do the , um , the Bridge . bri yeah , Bridge . ok? ok? anyone? hello? fine . ( music starts ) A oh . C#m F#m baby , tell me why E A why do they call it a Bridge anyhow? C#m you cannot walk on it F#m it doesnt have a guard rail Bm7 F#7 it doesnt even hold many cows D#m7 B this song is sort of caving in on itself D D#m7 and so its going to end right now B D F# right now