My Momma

A C A my momma wouldn’t say you were a nice guy G C G but you’re under forty and you have a job A C A my momma wouldn’t say you was a good boy G C G but you’re making money and you’re working hard so D C i’m going to take you out , i don’t feel like it’s wrong E Am C D E Am me and my momma , we don’t get along Am C Am my momma , she would say your hair was too long G C G but your hair exactly is what i like the best Am C Am and my momma she would say you was a hoodlum G C G but i don’t know no hoodlum and you don’t pass the test D C i’m going to take you out , i don’t feel like it’s wrong E Am me and my momma , we don’t get along C D Am oh , baby , i’m standing so close , i can’t back down C D you’re smiling and i know , i’m over and done now Am G i Am done now Am C Am my momma say that it was wrong to see you G C G i lie just to meet you , i lie to get in Am C Am and my momma she would say that i deceived you G C G D but that’s the only way i knew how to begin Am C D Am so maybe you got your own problems , who doesn’t? C D Am G i’m crazy , you’re addicted , we are all of a sudden Am C Am my momma , she would love you like i love you G C G if she ever met you , if she ever knew Am C Am my momma , she would fall right on top of you G C G if she’d ever saw you , she’d be smitten , too D C i’ll never take you home , i want you all for my own Em Am don’t let my momma hear your pretty song D C i’m going to take you out , i don’t feel like it’s wrong Em Am C D E Am C D E A me and my momma , we don’t get along