Telephone Bill

D G Em A D G well call this number now Em A even though im feeling low myself D G ill try and help Em A talk for as long as you can afford D G pay me with your idle chatter Em A ill give you my usual patter D G you may be mad as a hatter Em A voices never tell Chorus D G Em if i fill a space that so is hollow A D surely peak rate doesn’t matter G Em rule the world and marry francis A G im sorry that this call is tapped Em so theres no trouble G Em after 10 the rates go double G Em but if you are on a roll A well carry on long distance kissing A D ill be the brunette that you are missing well if i could see your eyes maybe i could take you as sincere but as it stands , youre just a joke for the girls in the bar please dont think your name is sticking as you watch your units ticking i know if i ask you to hold ask me if you can Chorus