Dear Abby

dear abby by john prine C F C dear abby , dear abby , my feet are too long C D G my hair’s falling out and my rights are all wrong C F C my friends they all tell me , they’re no friends at all C F C won’t you write me a letter , won’t you give me a call G F C signed bewildered Chorus : C F C bewildered , bewildered you have no complaint C D G you are what you are and you ain’t what you ain’t C F C so listen up buster listen up good C F C stop wishin’ for bad luck and knockin’ on wood G F C signed dear abby C F C dear abby , dear abby , my fountain pen leaks C D G my wife hollers at me and my kids are all freaks C F C every side i get up on is the wrong side of bed C F C if it weren’t so expensive i’d wish i were dead G F C signed unhappy Chorus : ( unhappy ) C F C dear abby , dear abby , you won’t believe this C D G but my stomache makes noises whenever i kiss C F C my girlfriend tells me it’s all in my head C F C but my stomache tells me to write you instead G F C signed noisemaker . Chorus : ( noisemaker ) C F C dear abby , dear abby , well i never thought C D G that me and my girlfriend would ever get caught C F C we were sittin’ in the back seat just shootin’ the breeze C F C with her hair up in curlers and her pants to her knees G F C signed just married Chorus : ( just married ) end