Shredding The Document

C G Am oh what have you done with your life F Am oh please dont tell me G Am F just shut up and go to work C G cause youre interrupting me C G Am i wont represent the us F Am in the summer olympics G Am F my characters questionable C G my life is a broken record Chorus : C G Am im shredding the document F Am im keeping my mouth shut G Am F im running on radio silence C G im letting the record speak C G Am im shredding the document F Am the switchboard is lighting up G Am F im not taking anymore calls C G well maybe from larry king C G Am and i dont know who killed who F Am im having a sxx change G Am F to a woman who loves too much C G my sisters a petty thief C G Am i doctored the evidence F Am yeah it was a cover up G Am F i want to stay wrapped in my blanket C G and never get out of bed Chorus C G Am all rumor and innuendo F Am an eagles reunion G Am F the 20th centurys closing C G its closing in on me C G Am you know what my father said F Am well im not going to tell you G Am F some words that i try to live by C G its none of your goddamn business Chorus C G Am im shredding the document F Am the switchboard is lighting up G Am F im not taking anymore calls C G well maybe from oprah winfrey