Merry Nothin'

Capo: 1st fret Intro N.C. [Verse 1] C F C F One year ago it was snowin' like crazy and we bought two sleds and a bottle C F C F Ran to the top of the hill and you raced me back down and we kissed at the bottom C F C F Memories we made that are useless today and that I wish I could have forgotten C F C F 'Cause early December we finally broke up but now Christmas feels just like a coffin [Pre-Chorus] C F We could have waited Am G Em7 'Til after the parties when everyone asked where you were F Am G Eyy, eyy Chorus C F Merry Christmas, merry nothing, this December sucks Am F I'm alone under a mistletoe while you're fuckin' a slut somewhere C F Santa Claus ain't real, he's fake just like most people Am F Fake just like most people, fake just like most people C F Christmas, merry nothing, this December sucks Am F I'm alone under a mistletoe while you're fuckin' a slut somewhere C F Santa Claus ain't real, he's fake just like most people Am F Fake just like most people, fake just like most people [Post-Chorus] C F Santa's fake just like most people Am F Fake just like most people [Verse 2] C F C F I can't walk into a mall 'cause this holiday-music makes me want to die C F C F Every time I see a snowman, it's mood 'cause that's really how I feel inside C F C F Everything's red or it's green but the coca is white and lonely is blue C F C F All that I want this Christmas is amnesia and good dick from somebody new [Pre-Chorus] C F We could have waited Am G Em7 'Til after the parties when everyone asked where you were F Am G Eyy, eyy Chorus C F Merry Christmas, merry nothing, this December sucks Am F I'm alone under a mistletoe while you're fuckin' a slut somewhere C F Santa Claus ain't real, he's fake just like most people Am F Fake just like most people, fake just like most people C F Christmas, merry nothing, this December sucks Am F I'm alone under a mistletoe while you're fuckin' a slut somewhere C F Santa Claus ain't real, he's fake just like most people Am F Fake just like most people, fake just like most people Outro C F Santa's fake just like most people Am F Fake just like most people