Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better

[ Verse 1 ] D A G D anything you can do , i can do better . D G A D i can do anything better than you . A D A D no you can’t . yes , i can . no , you can’t . yes , i can . A G D no , you can’t . yes , i can , yes , i can! [ Verse 2 ] D A G D anything you can be , i can be greater . D G A D sooner or later i’m greater than you . A D A D no , you’re not . yes , i Am . no , you’re not . yes , i Am . A G D no , you’re not! yes , i Am , yes , i am! [ Chorus 1 ] F#m i can shoot a partridge , with a single cartridge . Em i can get a sparrow , with a bow and arrow . E i can live on bread and cheese . A and only on that? yes . so can a rat! [ Verse 3 ] D A G D any note you can reach , i can go higher . D G A D i can sing anything higher than you . A D A D no you can’t . yes , i can . no , you can’t . yes , i can . ( bis ad naus . ) A G D no , you can’t . yes , i can , yes , i can! [ Verse 4 ] D A G D anything you can buy , i can buy cheaper . D G A D i can buy anything cheaper than you . A D A D fifty cents? forty cents! thirty cents? twenty cents! A G D no , you can’t! yes , i can , yes , i can! [ Verse 5 ] D A G D anything you can say , i can say softer . D G A D i can say anything softer than you . A D A D no you can’t . yes , i can . no , you can’t . yes , i can . ( bis ad naus . ) A G D no , you can’t . yes , i can . yes , i can! [ Chorus 2 ] F#m i can drink my liquor faster than a flicker . Em i can drink it quicker and get even sicker! E i can open any safe . A without bein’ caught? yes . that’s what i thought . . . . . you crook! [ Verse 6 ] D A G D any note you can hold , i can hold longer . D G A D i can hold any note longer than you . A D A D no you can’t . yes , i can . no , you can’t . yes , i can . ( bis ad naus . ) A G D no , you can’t . yes , i can . . . . yes , i - i - i - i - i - i - i - i - i ca - A - A - A - n! D yes , you ca - A - A - an! [ Verse 7 ] D A G D anything you can wear , i can wear better . D G A D in what you wear i’d look better than you . A D A D in my coat? in your vest! in my shoes? in your hat! A G D no , you can’t! yes , i can . . . . yes , i can! [ Verse 8 ] D A G D anything you can say , i can say faster . D G A D i can say anything faster than you . A D A D no you can’t . yes , i can . no , you can’t . yes , i can . ( bis ad naus ) A G D no , you can’t . yes , i can , yes , i can! [ Chorus 3 ] F#m i can jump a hurdle . i can wear a girdle . Em i can knit a sweater . i can fill it better! E i can do most anything! A can you bake a pie? no . neither can i . [ Verse 9 ] D A G D anything you can sing , i can sing sweeter . D G A D i can sing anything sweeter than you . A D A D no you can’t . yes , i can . no , you can’t . yes , i can . ( bis ad naus . ) A no , you can’t , can’t , can’t G yes , i can , can , can A G D yes , i can! no , you can’t!