EP. 2: Friends

CAPO 1 [Intro/Verse] e|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| B|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| G|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| D|---1---1---1---1-|---1---1---1---1-|---1---1---1---1-|---1---1---1---1-| A|-----------------|-1---1---1---1---|-4---4---4---4---|-0---0---0---0---| E|-0---0---0---0---|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| [Verse 1] E Asus2 I wish coffee made your teeth whiter E Asus2 I wish porn was good for your brain E Asus2 I wish artists didn’t need money E Asus2 I wish billionaires were less vain E Asus2 I wish cheese were not so expensive E Asus2 I wish doing taxes was fun E Asus2 I wish one night stands were romantic E Asus2 I wish guys could cum more than once E Asus2 I wish ice cream made you more healthy E Asus2 I wish weed was good for your heart E Asus2 I wish exercise were less sweaty E Asus2 I wish drinks were cheaper in bars E Asus2 I wish we could all be less racist E Asus2 And I wish the Bible made sense E Asus2 I wish phones were not so addictive Chorus Asus2 And I wish we coulda stayed friends E B When our never-meant-to-be relationship ended Bsus4 Asus2 All the life we lived and now we’re strangers again E All the time we put in B All the things that we’ve been [Verse 2] E Asus2 I wish I had known what I wanted E Asus2 I wish you had never got mean E Asus2 I wish we had started off honest E Asus2 I wish I had made you feel seen E Asus2 I wish you were less narcissistic E Asus2 I wish I had known how to help E Asus2 Wish you coulda seen what I loved in you E Asus2 Instead of hating yourself E Asus2 I wish I had met you when Covid E Asus2 Wasn’t fucking up our whole lives E Asus2 I wish both of us were less lonely E Asus2 From our months of staying inside E Asus2 I wish I were more understanding E Asus2 I wish you were way less intense E Asus2 Maybe then you could still stand me Chorus Asus2 And I wish we coulda stayed friends E B When our never-meant-to-be relationship ended Bsus4 Asus2 All the life we lived and now we’re strangers again E All the time we put in B All the things that we’ve been Bridge Asus2 E And it isn’t all your fault B But some of it is Bsus4 And some of it’s mine Asus2 And some of it’s just E Bad timing and Bsus4 shitty circumstances [Verse 3] E Asus2 I wish Amazon were less evil E Asus2 I wish climate change were a hoax E Asus2 Wish I didn’t have to be sad as fuck E Asus2 To write my funniest jokes E Asus2 I wish you would someday forgive me E Asus2 I swear I was trying my best E Asus2 And I know it wasn’t an option Chorus Asus2 And I wish we coulda stayed friends E B When our never-meant-to-be relationship ended Bsus4 Asus2 All the life we lived and now we’re strangers again E All the time we put in B All the things that we’ve been Asus2 And I just wish we coulda stayed friends E B When our never-meant-to-be relationship ended Bsus4 Asus2 All the life we lived and now we’re strangers again E All the time we put in B All the things that we’ve been E Asus2 I just wish we coulda stayed E Asus2 Just wish we coulda stayed